Monday 8 June 2009

The Irony

Dear Bolton News

On 6th June 1944 Allied forces made up of British, American and Canadian troops landed on the beaches of Normandy with the evil intentions of eradicating Europe of National Socialism. The National Socialists had been ‘democratically elected’ by the people of Germany due to their ‘well-thought out’ policies regarding immigration, economic regeneration and world domination. For 7 years the Nazis, led by the shy yet charming Mr Hitler, had quite happily strolled through Europe taking in the sights, chatting with the locals and exterminating 6 million innocent people. The British, however, decided that this wasn’t the way people should behave and put an end to it.

On 7th June 2009, a full 65 years and 1 day later, whilst cataloguing my hemp and sorting through my collection of National Socialist German Workers Party memorabilia, I was struck by the news from my wireless that the honest, upstanding and tolerant Mr Griffin had been elected as an MEP for the North West and that his equally tolerant and honest colleague Mr Brons from Yorkshire had also been elected, on the basis of ‘well-thought out’ policies regarding immigration, economic regeneration and world domination. It is only a matter of time now that the shy, yet charming Mr Griffin, will stroll though Europe taking in the sights and chatting with the locals.....etc etc.

That’s unless the British decide this isn’t the way people should behave and put an end to it.

Lots of love and hugs

Les